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Jev in 25 Lines of Python
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Jev in 25 Lines of Python

The gist

NobodyWho published "Jev in 25 lines of Python" by Duarte O.Carmo on Sep 22, 2026.
The post is a parody, but it shows Jev-style classification is cheap and local.

How it unfolded

  1. Sep 21, 2026HackerNoon publishes "101 Real-World Examples of How to Use Jev," listing projects including pi-heed, Hunch, Abide, sqlite-jev, jev() for PostgreSQL, DuckDB row classification, citation-verifier, jev-bfs and Jev Search.
  2. Sep 22, 2026NobodyWho publishes "Jev in 25 lines of Python" by Duarte O.Carmo.
  3. Sep 23, 2026The post spreads across Reddit r/LocalLLaMA, HyperAI, X, Hacker News and YouTube; HyperAI describes a lightweight Python implementation using llama-cpp-python and a quantized Qwen3-0.6B GGUF model.

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